'Tis the Season

I was so excited to get my Screw the Yules shirt that I simply MUST show it off. X]

Merry Christmas, you guys. I hope you guys have a wonderful holiday and that only those of you who were REALLY GNARLY BAD (I know who you are) get coal in your stockings.

As for me, I'm probably going to get my name branded in BLOOD on the Naughty List. Look at me: I'm holding a Santa Claus plushie and am wearing a shirt that is positively rubbing it in his FACE that I don't need him. Oh well; you know what they say: when given coal, turn it into diamonds... or combust it for high-emissions energy. I don't know.

Yeah by the way I'm in front of a palm tree because it's like seventy-five degrees at my house. I'd been dreaming of a white Christmas, but I ended up with a green and humid one.